"When Are You Going To Stop Waiting For That Dream Of A Guy And Start Living It?" ....Probably Never

Me: you don't have to comment

Me: don't feel obligated

New Boy: someone needs to tell you how beautiful you are

New Boy: and i think i'm the luckiest for being able to do so

Who has a new boy? Oh yes, that's me. No worries, he won't work out either, but he makes me feel good about myself. That's what boys are for, right? He'll surely break my heart, because boys are so much more. I fall in love too easily, unfortunately so does he. I smell a romantic tragedy.