So, DO You Like Gay Porn?

The Abbey was wonderful.

Even though I hate smoke, the chicken was nasty, and it was awkward with parents there...I loved it.

"I was born lonely...with my dick in my left hand." Vulgar, yes, freaking halarious, yes, something I should quote, probably not. (sidenote: I don't agree with unnecessary masturbation.)

"I'm not afraid of rock bottom

I've hit worse than rocks at the bottom before

something even rocks would cringe upon meeting."

(this ended wth the word "women" if that tells you anything)

But I'm wondering, how a 30 year old tells me he's going to write a poem about me and pornography...and I still don't think he's creepy. This is the strangest situation I've ever been in. P.S. When Jason said a couple of us had heard his poem before I was hoping I was one of them...and I was. Thank you, you sex fiend.